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Airline abbreviations:

AA (American Airlines) - Always Awful

AI (Air India) - Allah Informed

ALITALIA - Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival ,Air Line In Tokyo
And Luggage In Amsterdam

BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) - Better On A Camel ,Bloody Old and
Careless

CA (China Airlines) - Choose Another

CAAC (Civil Aviation Authority of China ?) - Chinese Airline Always Canceled
, China Airlines Almost (Always) Crashes

CPA (Canadian Airl.Intl.) - Can't Promise Anything (New code CAI) - Crash
And Ignite, Call Ambulance Immediately, Circle Airport Indefinitely, Cruise
Above Iceland, Cancel Alaskan Itinerary, Call Attendants "Idiots", Check All
Items, Copilots Are Imbeciles, Casual Atmosphere Inside

DELTA - Don't Even Leave The Airport, Don't Ever Leave The Airport, Don't
Even Let Them Aboard (referring to the arabs?), Departing Even Later Than
Anticipated

EAL (Eastern) - Eastern's Always Late

ELAL - Every Landing Always Late

JAT (Yugoslav Airlines)- Joke About Time

KLM = Koop Lockheed Majesteit (Buy Lockheed, Your majesty, after the
Lockheed bribe scandal which involved HRH Prince Bernhard of the
Netherlands)

LOT (Polish Airlines) - Last One There, Luggage On Tarmack (wave 'bye!)

LUFTHANSA - Let Us Fuck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available

PA (Philippine Airways)- Please Avoid

PAL (Phil. Airlines) - Philippines Always Late

PAN AM - Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad

PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) - Please Inform Allah, Panic In Air ,Perhaps I
Arrive

QANTAS - Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards

SABENA (Belgium) - Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again, Such A Bad
Experience, Never Again

SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA) - Stay At Home, Stay Alive

SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) - Sweet And Sexy, Sex And Service

SIA (Singapore Intl.Airl.) - So Incredible, Aah

TACA - Take A Chance Airline

TAP (Portuguese Airl.) - Take Another Plane

TRANSAVIA - To Rape A New Stewardess After V1 Is Allowed.

TWA (Transworld Airl.) - Travel Without Arrival, Try Walking, Asshole , Try
Walking Again, The Worst Airline, Took Wrong Airline, Try Walking Across
(transatlantic perspective), Travel With Arabs, Terrorist Welcome Aboard,
Terrorists With Arms, Teenie Weenie Airlines, Traveling Without Air, Tiny
Wings Aflappin , Time Waste Airlines

USAIR - Unfortunately, Still Alleghany In Reality[color=blue][/color]

alekpoz

dodałbym tylko (chyba nie ma jeszcze tego) :

LOT - a Lot Of Trouble

Avalancha

Ja znam wierszyk stary jak TY 154 Wesoly

: Fly a lot but not by LOT.

Gość

może coś po Polsku?

LOT - Lubie Obgryzać Taborety
KLM - Kto Lubi Mohery
AA - Atrybuty Anety
DELTA - Dlaczego Eliminując Leppera Tracimy Andrzeja
pf heh

Lucyna

doadłbym jeszcze

LOT- Late Or Tomorrow

Avalancha

Pomysl kolegi Qbensa jest super dlaczego mamy korzystac z angielskich wersji ?? Moze zrobmy taki wewnetrzny ranking polskiego De-kodingu Wesoly

DELTA jest super

szaman

Jeszcze coś takiego znalazłem :

AIR INDIA = After I return I’ll Never Do It Again.

ALITALIA = Airplane Lands In Turin And Luggage In Ancona/Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta (etc, etc.)/Always Late In Take-off, Always Late In Arrival/A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude.

ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival/Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

AWA = America’s Worst Airline

BOAC = Better Off On A Camel/Better On Air Canada/Boeing Only Aircraft Considered

BOAC = Better On A Camel

BWIA = But Will It Arrive?/Better Walk If Able/Britain’s Worst Investment Abroad

DELTA = Divert Everyone’s Luggage To Atlanta/Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive/Doesn’t Ever Leave The Airport/Didn’t Expect To Land There Anyway

EASYJET = Economy Airline Slows Your Journey Every Time

EL AL = Every Landing Always Late

GARUDA = Government Airway Ruined Under Dutch Administration.

JAT = Joke About Time

KLM = Keeps Losing Money

LBIAC = Left Brains In Airport Carpark. (Not an airline but an amusing acronym used by airport staff referring to daft customers)

LIAT = Luggage In Another Terminal

LOT = Later Or Tomorrow/Lot Of Trouble

LUFTHANSA = Let Us Find The Hostess As No Steward Available/Let Us Free The Hostages And Not Shoot Anyone.

PAL = Plane Always Late

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines
PWA = Pray While Aloft

QANTAS = Queers And Nancies Trained As Stewards. (originally Queensland And Northern Territory Air Service).

SABENA = Such A Bad Experience, Never Again

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

SAHSA = Stay At Home Stay Alive

SAS = Same As Sabena

SOSA = Stay Off Stay Alive

SWISSAIR = Sexy Women In Swissair Services Are Indeed Rare. Not true of course, but then none of this stuff is...

TACA = Take A Chance Airlines/Tres Accidentes Cada Ano (Spanish: Three Accidents Counted Annually)

TAP = Take Another Plane/Tamancos Aereos Portugueses (Portuguese: Portuguese Airborne Clogs)

TWA = Travel With Anxiety/Thousands Wandering Aimlessly/Terrorists Welcome Aboard/The Worst Airline/Try Walking Across/Teeny Weeny Airlines/Third World Airlines/Teeny Weeny Airlines

UTA = Unlikely To Arrive

VASP = Vomite Aqui Seu Porco (Portuguese: Throw Up Here You Pig - a reference to the VASP sick-bag logo)/Varias Aeromocas Sao Putas (Portuguese: ’a number of the air stewardesses are loose women’) Again not true of course, like the rest of this silliness..

WIA = Whenever It Arrives